The key to a successful marriage is finding someone who really understands you…

Me: “I’ve been  having trouble with an After Effects plugin. I contacted the company and we went back and forth and they finally sent me the beta of the next version…which doesn’t come out for three months. I’m a beta tester!”

Wife: “And you’ve never been sexier. Tell me more about beta testing.”

I get it. I find her most attractive when she’s geeking-out on cheesy romantic comedies and paint swatches.